Confidence that Theresa May will get Brexit deal soars after she cancels Sky in under an hour

Confidence that Theresa May will get Brexit deal soars after she cancels Sky in under an hour

Public confidence in Theresa May soared today after she managed to cancel her subscription to Sky in a record breaking time of only 55 minutes…and that includes the time spent finding the right number on the website and then waiting to be connected to customer service.

Even the most fervent Remain supporters were impressed and admitted that maybe she will be able to get a good Brexit deal after all. Sally Remoaner said: “I thought Theresa May was crazy to think the EU would abandon all its principles and give us everything we want but now I’m not so sure. If she can leave Sky that quickly then maybe she can cut a deal with Europe after all…maybe pigs can fly.” Continue reading

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