Boris Johnson haunted by ghost of Christmas Future over Brexit

Boris Johnson haunted by ghost of Christmas Future over Brexit

Boris Johnson has been visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future and is now suffering nightmares over what Brexit will do to Britain by 2025. He’s been heard screaming and wailing and grinding his teeth as he tries to escape from the horrors he’s created.

It’s understood the gruesome apparition crashed into Johnson’s bedroom on board a double decker London bus adorned with broken promises about money for the NHS. Continue reading

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