Cristiano Ronaldo to develop plane powered by light that shines from his arse

Cristiano Ronaldo to develop plane powered by light that shines from his arse

Cristiano Ronaldo is putting a science team together to develop a plane that can fly around the world using power generated from the light that shines out of his arse.

After conquering Europe at both club and international level, Ronaldo is looking forward to this exciting new challenge.

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